#17 - Take Them to the Car Wash!

Let's say you're visiting your nieces in South Florida, but you can't afford to bring everybody to Disney. Well, the next best thing is just as close as your neighborhood car wash!

Here's a tip: tell the kids you're taking them to a place called DISNEY'S CAR WASH ADVENTURE! Remember, it's all about marketing!

Single-day tickets at Disney cost $56.50 PER PERSON - EVEN FOR KIDS! The car wash is only $8 - and that's for everybody in the car!

Here's a tip: make sure that a grandparent drives, because then you will get the senior discount! And Poppy will have to pay the $8!

Here's a tip: Make sure that you keep the windows rolled up for the entire duration of DISNEY'S CAR WASH ADVENTURE!

A car wash is much less fun with the windows open - and much more wet!

When the car washing process begins, instruct your child (in this case, my NIECE #2 - age 4) to raise her arms, just like on a roller coaster!

At this point everybody in the car should SCREAM! Screaming is always fun, except when you are a victim of a violent crime.

DISNEY'S CAR WASH ADVENTURE will last approximately ten minutes, which is about as long as the typical ride at Walt Disney World!

You get just as much fun without the long drive, expensive tickets or annoying crowds!

And here's the best part: your kid/niece will LOVE YOU for it!

You're welcome!


At 5/07/2006 08:40:00 PM, Blogger mekayla said...

I used the same logic when my step daughter wanted to go the the water park.

It didnt work .. she was already a teen ..

At 5/08/2006 06:29:00 AM, Anonymous Kaitlin said...


That was hilarious. Best thing I've seen in ages.

At 5/09/2006 12:20:00 AM, Blogger Will McKinley said...

Thanks for the compliments, Kaitlin.

Normally I would click the link to your blog so that I could post an equally nice comment. So I did that. And it turns out that you are 12. So I can't really post a nice comment.

People might get the wrong idea, you know?

At 5/12/2006 01:22:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A mildly genius and brief digest of humor found in the nook and crannies of life. I laughed.


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