101 INEXPENSIVE WAYS TO ENTERTAIN KIDS
#17 - Take Them to the Car Wash!
Let's say you're visiting your nieces in South Florida, but you can't afford to bring everybody to Disney. Well, the next best thing is just as close as your neighborhood car wash!
Here's a tip: tell the kids you're taking them to a place called DISNEY'S CAR WASH ADVENTURE! Remember, it's all about marketing!
Single-day tickets at Disney cost $56.50 PER PERSON - EVEN FOR KIDS! The car wash is only $8 - and that's for everybody in the car!
Here's a tip: make sure that a grandparent drives, because then you will get the senior discount! And Poppy will have to pay the $8!
Here's a tip: Make sure that you keep the windows rolled up for the entire duration of DISNEY'S CAR WASH ADVENTURE!
A car wash is much less fun with the windows open - and much more wet!
When the car washing process begins, instruct your child (in this case, my NIECE #2 - age 4) to raise her arms, just like on a roller coaster!
At this point everybody in the car should SCREAM! Screaming is always fun, except when you are a victim of a violent crime.
DISNEY'S CAR WASH ADVENTURE will last approximately ten minutes, which is about as long as the typical ride at Walt Disney World!
You get just as much fun without the long drive, expensive tickets or annoying crowds!
And here's the best part: your kid/niece will LOVE YOU for it!