HERE'S...SATAN!

Today is a June 6, 2006 - 6/6/06.

And it's a bad day for hexakosioihexekontahexaphobes.

People with hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia are fearful of anything that involves the number 666. This is different from people with Mexakosioihexekontahexaphobia, who are fearful of anything that involves undocumented workers from south of the border.

Most Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobes are Christians, since the fear of the number 666 has its genesis in the Biblical Book of Revelations.

Revelations 13:16-18 states:

Let anyone with the understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a person. Its number is six hundred and sixty-six.

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia is more common than you might think. Prominent hexakosioihexekontahexaphobes include U.S. President Ronald Reagan.

"The Great Communicator" attempts to ward off the forces of evil.

In 1989, the former President and his wife Nancy bought a home at 666 St. Cloud Road, in the exclusive Los Angeles community of Bel Air. But before the Reagan's moved in, they changed the address to 668 St. Cloud Road.

When you're a former president you can do things like that.

Unfortunately, President Reagan's hexakosioihexekontahexaphobic attempt at revisionist history was unsuccessful. Because we all know what happened to him.

He's dead.

When Ronald Reagan moved into that house he was a healthy, handsome, robust former president of the United States. Then, a mere 15 years later, President Reagan was tragically cut down in the prime of life - dead at age 93.

Coincidence? I think not.

One prominent nonhexakosioihexekontahexaphobe was Johnny Carson, beloved host of The Tonight Show. Carson owned the house at 666 St. Cloud Road before the Reagan's, yet he never seemed bothered that his home held what many believe to be the Mark of the Beast.

Johnny Carson as the mystic, Carnac the Magnificent.

When Carson moved out of the house on St. Cloud Lane in 1989, he was the healthy, handsome, robust host of The Tonight Show. But then the new owners of his former home toyed with the dark forces of the Underworld.

And we all know happened to Johnny Carson.

He's dead.

Coincidence? I think not.

But the story doesn't end there.

In 1988, Ronald Reagan's Vice President, George Herbert Walker Bush, succeeded his former boss as the 41st president of the United States. And in 2000, George W. Bush was elected (sort of) to the presidency.

George W. Bush claims to be a born-again Christian. He claims to be informed by the will of God. And he claims to be the son of George H.W. Bush.

But here are the facts: President George W. Bush was born on the 6th day of the 6th month in the year 1946.

If you're scoring at home that's 6-6-6. Proving what Democrats have always believed...

George W. Bush is the anti-Christ.

Since George W. Bush became president in 2001 we have seen suffering, death, war, disease and natural disaster as the world has never known. These are all harbingers of what Evangelical Christians (like President Bush) call The End of Days.

According to Wikipedia (the online encyclopedia), there is a consensus among fundamentalist Christians that "sometime prior to the return of Jesus, there will be a period of 'trials and tribulations' during which the AntiChrist, working as an agent of Satan, will attempt to win supporters with great works, and will silence anyone or make enemies of any country that refuses their allegiance."

Coincidence? I think not.

The End of Days is here. And it all started with The Tonight Show.

Have a good day, everybody! While you still can...